Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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