On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you never un-have a 4some
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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