I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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