Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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