Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My vagina is very pro this idea
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize