dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
