Kiss
Puke
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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