I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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