i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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