how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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