I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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