Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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