I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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