Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
