Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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