no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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