i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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