Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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