Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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