I'm going to jail i love you
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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