everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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