never play flip cup with pint glasses
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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