pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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