my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Boobs speak an international language.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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