Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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