worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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