You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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