i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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