what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Randomize
