so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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