I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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