So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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