She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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