That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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