I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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