yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Found your dick twin last night
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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