just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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