Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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