Sponge bath it is.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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