I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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