He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
