It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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