The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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