My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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