I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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