I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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