bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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