But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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