Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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