that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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