: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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