Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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