Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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