I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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