have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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