I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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