He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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