...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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