A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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